i'm xiao ming. i can climb trees. sometimes. cook my own lunch in the jungle. but most importantly i'm going to teach your survive the wilderness of modern singapore.
Bukit Batok Nature Park, so sit back and watch. singapore often referred to as the lion city eh isn't this from wikipedia? anyway, i think i should change my accent for the show right? like a british accent.
i'll give it a try ah. i was dropped from a helicopter without a parachute. it was a miracle surviving the fall. a little rough dismount but i think we should get going. time is running out. so i've been walking for hours, and now i'm running low on energy. i need to look for carbohydrates. look. trails of rice. means carbohydrates's nearby.
let's continue searching. i was lucky. eh look! it's the rice left over by the birds. i think i'll be getting some rice today. let's go cook some rice. follow me! but i have to find protein too, to prevent myself from being protein malnourished. this can be lethal as it can lead to armpit cancer.
and kill you within 24 hours. look! this looks like a chicken hideout! and what does that mean? source of protein. time to bait them out. hello, come on bobby. bobby. bobby come out. you have to ambush them quietly, then strike at the right moment.
i've learned the technique from my favorite chicken store uncle. chicken rice. it was delicious, but i gotta keep moving to build shelter against the scorching sun. (awkward stares) you have to start by building the frame. then cover it up with leaves. these can shelter you from the harsh weathers. i'll be taking a nap in one of these. times up. i have to get moving.
in the harsh weather of singapore, you can survive a week without food, but not a day without water. most water bodies of singapore is polluted. so your best bet of drinkable water. is your pee. the average adult produces 1.4 liters of urine a day. that should be enough to keep you from dehydrating. i think i'll be getting out soon because look at this. those are human paths. so i'll be getting out soon. it appears that i've found some sort of civilization.
and it just might be my ticket home. it's been a fun yet dangerous journey. but i'm get to be out of it. alive. (gay screech beams) until next time. hasta la visa, baby. *xiao ming intensified scream*
i'm xiao ming. i can climb trees. sometimes. cook my own lunch in the jungle. but most importantly i'm going to teach your survive the wilderness of modern singapore.
Bukit Batok Nature Park, so sit back and watch. singapore often referred to as the lion city eh isn't this from wikipedia? anyway, i think i should change my accent for the show right? like a british accent.
i'll give it a try ah. i was dropped from a helicopter without a parachute. it was a miracle surviving the fall. a little rough dismount but i think we should get going. time is running out. so i've been walking for hours, and now i'm running low on energy. i need to look for carbohydrates. look. trails of rice. means carbohydrates's nearby.
let's continue searching. i was lucky. eh look! it's the rice left over by the birds. i think i'll be getting some rice today. let's go cook some rice. follow me! but i have to find protein too, to prevent myself from being protein malnourished. this can be lethal as it can lead to armpit cancer.
and kill you within 24 hours. look! this looks like a chicken hideout! and what does that mean? source of protein. time to bait them out. hello, come on bobby. bobby. bobby come out. you have to ambush them quietly, then strike at the right moment.
i've learned the technique from my favorite chicken store uncle. chicken rice. it was delicious, but i gotta keep moving to build shelter against the scorching sun. (awkward stares) you have to start by building the frame. then cover it up with leaves. these can shelter you from the harsh weathers. i'll be taking a nap in one of these. times up. i have to get moving.
in the harsh weather of singapore, you can survive a week without food, but not a day without water. most water bodies of singapore is polluted. so your best bet of drinkable water. is your pee. the average adult produces 1.4 liters of urine a day. that should be enough to keep you from dehydrating. i think i'll be getting out soon because look at this. those are human paths. so i'll be getting out soon. it appears that i've found some sort of civilization.
and it just might be my ticket home. it's been a fun yet dangerous journey. but i'm get to be out of it. alive. (gay screech beams) until next time. hasta la visa, baby. *xiao ming intensified scream*